Is this how your computer was
originally set to operate?
Well, here's a
you might like to utilize . . .
You can also try the
old-fashioned smashing approach
to solving a computer headache . .
.
When all else fails, get in your car
and take a drive to the local Rest Home.
Just watch for this sign . . .
They'll give you wonderful
care,
and you'll meet lots of old friends!